Not too long ago there was a post on Facebook (probably a
joke) about someone asking an avid reader what their favorite book was.
This did not go well, because as any avid reader would say, “You’re going to have to narrow it down a little.”
I couldn’t even tell you my favorite author, and sometimes
not even if you picked genre.
And let’s not forget “The Chronicles of Narnia,” The Wizard of
OZ, the Harry Potter series including “The Cursed Child” though sadly only
three Star Trek novels. I wish I had more.
And you want me to pick a favorite author out of all that?
Get real.
Another thing that happened recently is I finally acquired a helper. And one day not too long ago, she arrived just before I did, because I stopped to do some shopping at my favorite thrift store. Returning home with three new Naiveties and a stack of new books (new to me anyway). And my helper’s response was, “You just can’t help yourself, can you?”
She also tried to tell me I have no room for more. I have
more room because I acquired even more just a few days ago. Both books and
Nativities.
This brings up another incident.
I currently work at my favorite thrift store. I can’t shop while I’m at work, but I certainly shop there when I’m not on the clock, which is what I was doing the other night with my helper and my sister-in-law in tow.
And, as usual, I found several Nativities and a few books I wanted. As I was leaving the store my boss saw me and asked if I found anything good.
My reply? “Well, I found six new Nativities.”
“Oh, you collect Nativities? So, do I. I have about a
hundred.”
“I have over a hundred just in my front room.”
He said, “That beats me.”
And my sister-in-law said, “Nobody beats Bonnie.”
Actually, I’m almost positive there is someone out there
somewhere who can beat my total. After all, I’ve only got a two-bedroom
apartment to fill and there isn’t a single Nativity (or book) in the bathroom.
But with my helper’s assistance, my house is becoming a lot more organized. This past Monday with her help, we unburied a corner in my living room only to discover several things I totally forgot I had including a Nativity and a lighthouse shaped clock.
Now my helper not only knows my sister-in-law, but she’s also been to her place several times. Ergo she knows that among other things, my sister-in-law collects clocks, so on seeing that lighthouse, she asked me if I’d intended to give that forgotten item to my sister-in-law since it is after all a clock.
I also now have more Nativities and books in my bedroom than
I did a week ago.
Though I did manage in the last couple of weeks to put together two floral arrangements. I posted them on Facebook and showed some coworkers the pictures and I’ve received several comments about how people can earn money arranging flowers and that I should sell floral arrangements.
Guys, I have done two, I am far from experienced, let alone being a pro.
Anyway, happy writing all!
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