This last week there was a post on Facebook about tricking
kids into thinking they were getting nothing for Christmas, and one of my
little brothers (the middle one) brought up something we once did to the oldest
of our brothers.
First you have to understand that Bryon was a snooper. If
you hid any gifts in the house, he found them well in advance of the big day,
without fail. Our mother tended to hide our gifts at the house of some friend
or other. But our stepmother (the mother of the two youngest brothers) came up
with another plan one year.
First, you have to know she was really good at wrapping
presents. Not just neat, but very well taped. There was no way you could undo
just one little corner and sneak a peek. In fact, there was no way to get a peek
without having to completely re-wrap the thing. Then she came up with devious
plan to make him think all he was getting was a lump of coal for Christmas.
That year, along with using so much tape, she didn’t put his
name on any of the tags. I can’t remember how it was that she knew which was
which (I think it was the wrapping paper) but he thought he wasn’t
getting anything, without us saying so, because of course, he did
find where the gifts were hidden, he had searched all those tags for his name to no avail.
On top of that, on Christmas morning all he found in his
stocking was a small box designed to look like a red brick chimney and inside
that box was a real lump of coal. I remember the look on his face when he
pulled that box out of his stocking and looked around at all our stocking filled
to bursting with treats then he looked at his box again and apologized for
snooping.
Even then our stepmother refused to give him his gifts, and
he actual stocking stuffers, until he’d promised to stop snooping.
Here’s hopping Santa is good to all of you! Merry Christmas everyone.
😊