One
night as we were sitting down to dinner the phone rang. One of our then
teenaged daughters answered it. It was a reminder about an activity that
evening. Taking into account travel time, it gave the girls about 10 minutes to
eat. We began dishing up while I turned to my husband to figure out who was
driving them. It soon became clear their dad wasn’t any more eager than I was
to go anywhere for any reason.
I
finally offered my excuse on the assumption he, as usual, had his on. “I don’t
have shoes on.”
About
this point, Royce, who was at most in kindergarten, possibly first grade,
appeared to be in the act of crawling under the table, he most certainly ducked
his head under it.
“Neither
do I.”
Royce
pops back up. “Nobody has shoes on.”
Yes,
we all laughed.
Anyway,
since that day Royce has found it rather fun to see if he could get people to
laugh, though there are so many times he manages without ever trying, just by
being him.
Something
that happened only a couple months into this school year is a case in point.
Due
to recent events on area campuses, the school district instated random backpack
checks. Since he has and will carry, concealed knives (preferably when not in
school) I spoke with him about it.
His
response? “The way to get through a backpack check is to be super compliant." He then mimicked
going through his backpack, one item at a time. Considering he has at least
four back up chargers, not to mention everything else, usually with spares, in
his backpack, I was sure someone would give up fast, that and he had me
cracking up.
What was even funnier is
this February some girl at school got mad at Royce because she didn’t want to
go to class, but as an office aide he had to make sure she did go to her
class. To get away from him she told an adult my son had drugs on him.
Mandatory backpack check.
I was laughing even before
he described how they didn’t even finish one pocket before they declared my son
wouldn’t have drugs on him.
Then
there is his constant need to not be bothered when he is doing something he
wants to do, like watching a show. I, however often need assistance and my
children are handy people to ask for it.
One
evening I wanted some help. I carefully considered who might be up and would
respond. The obvious choice was Royce. I knew if I texted him he would
come right in.
Within a
minute he is in my room. "Why me? Why can't you ask my brother once in a while?"
I look at him
for a moment. "Because I know you'll answer."
He throws his
arms up. "Why do have I have to be the responsible one?"
I asked him
because my very helpful daughters weren’t awake.
He still
finds ways to make us laugh.
One morning
my son was just entering the bathroom to get ready for school. I verified with
him when he needed to be to school that day then told him and his sister to
remind me at a quarter to eight to get dressed.
My son:
"Why?" His eyes got big. "Are you taking me to school?"
"Of
course."
He clasps his
hands together and looks heavenward. "Thank the Lord!"
I assumed he
was just glad he got to ride in our sedan rather than Dad's old rattle trap
truck.
His sister
adds: "You do realize what she's really saying is I'm driving."
He points
heavenward. "Screw it!" He then slams the bathroom door shut but we
can still hear him from the other side. "But I like talking."
His favorite
thing right now is regularly calling his Aunt Bonnie and seeing if he can get
her to laugh. He succeeds, amazingly.
But
one of my favorite interactions with him happened over a year ago, about a
month after his brother’s birthday.
He’d
ordered something and expected it to be delivered that day. The only problem he
found with it was the directions said an adult had to sign for the package. He
full out panicked.
Several
times he made sure I knew it was coming and that I was still there to sign for
it.
Each
time I told him I wasn’t the only adult in the house.
About
the third time he did that I said, “You’re the only one in this family who isn’t
an adult.”
“Wait
a minute! You mean Tony can sign for it!”
“Yes.
You’re the only one who can’t.”
Well
now, as of today, my sweet lovable, and funny baby of the family can sign for
his own packages. Happy 18th birthday Royce.
Smile. Make the day a
brighter day.